Catch Me If You Can

BREAKING NEWS: My friend says the odd I succeed in doing so is 1000/1. WTF?

Horny guy taking vow
I, Infectioner, hereby declare that within the period of 12:00:00 AM on 24th of March, 2007 until 11:59:59 PM on 24th of March, 2007, my computer will not be switched on in conjunction with Shutdown Day. Neither will my mouse be clicked nor will the keys of my keyboard be pressed within this period. I also shall not enforce the loophole in which I can switch on any computers but mine. I shall not have any contact with computers within these 24 hours. As far as I concerned, every single computer in the world shall be vegetable for the day... and you all know how much I hate vegetable, right? :)

This will be conducted with the usage of honor system. If anyone caught me going against what I had stated or if somehow I admit it myself I fail to do so, I shall perform Seppuku fry my family jewels jump off Petronas Twin Towers become Jed's slave for a week become the shame of blogosphere and be insulted by Jed for the rest of my life. There will be no prize given to the person who caught me red-handed. Amen.

Ok lah I can’t do it I CAN DO IT! I CAN DO IT! AKU BOLEH!