BREAKING NEWS: I. AM. MIGHTY.Chick magnet, I am not. But fish magnet, I am. Literally.

FISHES THE SIZE OF FISHES. O____O
If you're wondering what the heck is that, it's called
garra rufa a.k.a.
doctor fish.

Well, I went to Foot Master in One Utama with The Girlfriend last Sunday.
I decided to go there because I heard that it: 1) improves blood circulation; 2) cleanses the pressure points; 3) is good for those who suffer from
psoriasis (
suh-RI-uh-sus).

Yeah, I have such skin disease on my legs ever since, if I remember correctly, Form 3.
I know it's disgusting but it's not something which I can prevent it from happening since it runs in the family. Well, either that or some crazy
bomoh had cursed my family just for the sake of cursing. Though the former is more likely since my late grandfather had it, The Father has it, and now even my younger brother is starting to have it.
Having psoriasis is not a cool thing at all. For 5 years, I have to wear long pants to cover it since if I wear short pants,
girls might freak out people will ask tons of questions and I need to give them tons of answers. FIVE FREAKING YEARS. I have tried many methods to, at the very least, improve its condition by just a bit but never even once succeeded. So fish therapy was my next hope.
I have everything except (1)At RM38 for 30 minutes, I thought it's a real bargain, considering that it's much cheaper than going to see a skin specialist who will charge you RM150 for talking to him for less than 30 minutes and will not give you any medicine or cream or whatsoever.
Anyway, after I washed my feet (to prevent HIV wtf) and was ensured by the staffs that the fishes will only nibble my skin and not bite me until I bleed to death, I dipped my feet inside the water.
It was quite ticklish at first, but I got over it as time went by. Although I wasn't exactly comfortable with the reverse role of fish eating me instead, I quite enjoyed it since it's like they were treating me like a king from the way they made sure each part of my legs was nibbled. Hohohoho. They liked my legs so much. XD
But sadly, there was one who didn't like my legs at all.
You stole all my fishes!It's the boy next to me.
He was shocked to see that I got so many fishes that I cannot even see my own legs while he got like, 10? He then complained that I stole his fishes since he was there before me. -____-
Well, my friend, it's not my fault if my legs were tastier than yours. (This sentence sounds so wrong)

Anyway, after soaking for 30 minutes, I didn't feel any difference. The affected skins were still as big and ugly as before the therapy. Of course, I didn't expect a miracle out of it from just one therapy. Perhaps, if I do another two or three therapies, I might have a pair of sexy legs in the end. XD
Oh. Speaking of doing another therapy, I'm not sure if I want another one after the conversation I had with one of the staffs when I was paying.
INFECTIONER: How much?STAFF: RM38 please.INFECTIONER: Ok.STAFF: Thank you very much. Are you interested in our promotion? If you do fish therapy 10 times, you can get one free fish therapy.INFECTIONER: Ehh.. no thanks. I don't think I can even afford another trip. Hahahaha.STAFF: But you really should do more fish therapies. The more you do, the better your legs will become. Besides, your legs really attracted quite a lot of them for the whole 30 minutes. I have only see it happens to old people senior citizens.INFECTIONER: Yau mou kau cho ah!STAFF: It's true. So the next time if you do come again, we will give you the special treatment.INFECTIONER: Special treatment?STAFF: Nehhh.. look outside.
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I hope she's just joking.
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