Today I am two decades old.


Happy birthday to me. :D

BREAKING NEWS: Petrol price is cheap.

Now this is an interesting survey. According to this website, if I were surrounded by the most hated thing by this girl, I can easily take out 26 of them. Yes, each and every TWENTY-SIX of them.

26

So next time, when/if I have a son/daughter, I can easily KO those kids who bully them with some missile dropkicks and clotheslines. Man, I'm good.


But I hope that there won't be a 27th if that happens in the future.

BREAKING NEWS: Is phallological another fancy word for pen*s?

Rames, you thought by pulling some wires from your chest you are Iron Man? Har! Let me show you the REAL Iron Man!


And there's nothing irony about it.

BREAKING NEWS: I. AM. MIGHTY.

Chick magnet, I am not. But fish magnet, I am. Literally.


FISHES THE SIZE OF FISHES. O____O

If you're wondering what the heck is that, it's called garra rufa a.k.a. doctor fish.


Well, I went to Foot Master in One Utama with The Girlfriend last Sunday.

I decided to go there because I heard that it: 1) improves blood circulation; 2) cleanses the pressure points; 3) is good for those who suffer from psoriasis (suh-RI-uh-sus).


Yeah, I have such skin disease on my legs ever since, if I remember correctly, Form 3.

I know it's disgusting but it's not something which I can prevent it from happening since it runs in the family. Well, either that or some crazy bomoh had cursed my family just for the sake of cursing. Though the former is more likely since my late grandfather had it, The Father has it, and now even my younger brother is starting to have it.

Having psoriasis is not a cool thing at all. For 5 years, I have to wear long pants to cover it since if I wear short pants, girls might freak out people will ask tons of questions and I need to give them tons of answers. FIVE FREAKING YEARS. I have tried many methods to, at the very least, improve its condition by just a bit but never even once succeeded. So fish therapy was my next hope.

I have everything except (1)
At RM38 for 30 minutes, I thought it's a real bargain, considering that it's much cheaper than going to see a skin specialist who will charge you RM150 for talking to him for less than 30 minutes and will not give you any medicine or cream or whatsoever.

Anyway, after I washed my feet (to prevent HIV wtf) and was ensured by the staffs that the fishes will only nibble my skin and not bite me until I bleed to death, I dipped my feet inside the water.

It was quite ticklish at first, but I got over it as time went by. Although I wasn't exactly comfortable with the reverse role of fish eating me instead, I quite enjoyed it since it's like they were treating me like a king from the way they made sure each part of my legs was nibbled. Hohohoho. They liked my legs so much. XD

But sadly, there was one who didn't like my legs at all.

You stole all my fishes!
It's the boy next to me.

He was shocked to see that I got so many fishes that I cannot even see my own legs while he got like, 10? He then complained that I stole his fishes since he was there before me. -____-

Well, my friend, it's not my fault if my legs were tastier than yours. (This sentence sounds so wrong)


Anyway, after soaking for 30 minutes, I didn't feel any difference. The affected skins were still as big and ugly as before the therapy. Of course, I didn't expect a miracle out of it from just one therapy. Perhaps, if I do another two or three therapies, I might have a pair of sexy legs in the end. XD

Oh. Speaking of doing another therapy, I'm not sure if I want another one after the conversation I had with one of the staffs when I was paying.

INFECTIONER: How much?

STAFF: RM38 please.

INFECTIONER: Ok.

STAFF: Thank you very much. Are you interested in our promotion? If you do fish therapy 10 times, you can get one free fish therapy.

INFECTIONER: Ehh.. no thanks. I don't think I can even afford another trip. Hahahaha.

STAFF: But you really should do more fish therapies. The more you do, the better your legs will become. Besides, your legs really attracted quite a lot of them for the whole 30 minutes. I have only see it happens to old people senior citizens.

INFECTIONER: Yau mou kau cho ah!

STAFF: It's true. So the next time if you do come again, we will give you the special treatment.

INFECTIONER: Special treatment?

STAFF: Nehhh.. look outside.


.........

I hope she's just joking.

BREAKING NEWS: So this is where videos rest in peace.

Saw this ad in Tropicana.


Now, what kind of home tuition is without a home tutor? What's the difference from ordering an ais kacang without ais? -___-

BREAKING NEWS: Finally I know how to tie my shoes.

Two weeks ago, I went to Ampang Point to celebrate The Elder Brother's birthday.

That's The Elder Brother
We went there because in his own words, "Actually I want to go to Korea one this year to celebrate my birthday but got no money. So I settle for 'Little Korea' instead!"

Well, according to him, Ampang is famous for being the 'Korean Village' of Malaysia due to its heavy population of Koreans over there. And I can see that he wasn't kidding me, when I saw all restaurants, shops and even notices are written in Korean. Heck, even the newspaper I bought from a Singh spoke Korean. -____-


This is certainly a new fact for me, since I always thought that Ampang is only famous for its yeong tau fu. XD

Anyway, if we were in Rome, we do as the Romans do. Now when we are in Korean Village, we do as the Koreans do.


KOREAN BBQ!! XD

This wasn't my first time eating Korean BBQ. The first time I ate, if I recalled properly, was back in 2006 in Sri Hartamas (there also famous for Korean BBQ). That time, I was still a n00b regarding everything and ended up kena conned to eat kimchi by The Sister.

To put it in a way, it wasn't a pleasant experience of eating vegetable for the very first time as I spent the whole of the very next day in the toilet. -___-

Kimchi again
Joining us was The Elder Brother's friend, who was born and breed in South Korea and currently working at here.... The Korean Girl! (I forgotten her name XD)


Well, I'm truly sorry for forgetting her name. But I do remember a conversation I had with her. And she's good.

KOREANGIRL: Hi, nice to meet you. @$#^$&%* [some Korean words]
INFECTIONER: Eh, nice to meet you too. But I don't get what you're saying.
KOREANGIRL: Oh, it means 'hello' in Korean.
INFECTIONER: -____- Oh I see. Ni hao. (Har! Bet you don't understand!)
KOREANGIRL: That means 'how are you?' in Mandarin, right?
INFECTIONER: Ermmm.... yeah. (kena pwned!)
KOREANGIRL: So, have you been to South Korea?
INFECTIONER: Nope, never in my whole life, but I know a bit of it.
KOREANGIRL: What you know about South Korea?
INFECTIONER: o.O Ehhh... (BRAIN, DO A SEARCH ON "SOUTH KOREA"!!)


INFECTIONER: Ehhh... Park Ji-Sung.
KOREANGIRL: Ahhh. Park Ji-Sung. Seeing you wearing Man Utd jersey I also can guess the answer.
INFECTIONER: Haha, true true *relieved*


Overall, the dinner was nice, especially with the guidance of The Korean Girl to teach us the proper way of eating Korean BBQ in Korean style. And it's even nicer when The Elder Brother paid for it. Yeah, it was his birthday if you have forgotten. XD

When he paid the bill, the restaurant charged us extra ringgit for being non-Koreans. Ok, this is something I didn't understand. Not because it perhaps was biased, but the fact I was charged extra as well.


I shouldn't be charged extra since The Mother always said I'm a Korean (as in 'stingy' in Cantonese)! Pif!

BREAKING NEWS: So they came from here.

For the last ten years since 1998, the statistics show these regarding the BPL's Big Four:

Manchester United
6 Premier League (two runner-ups)
2 Champions League (two finals)
2 FA Cup (three finals)
1 League Cup (two finals)

Arsenal
3 Premier League [undefeated in 2003-04] (five runner-ups)
0 Champions League (one final)
4 FA Cup (five final)
0 League Cup (one final)

Chelsea
2 Premier League (three runner-ups)
0 Champions League (one final)
2 FA Cup (three finals)
3 League Cup (one finals)

Liverpool
0 Premier League (one runner-up)
1 Champions League (two finals)
1 UEFA Cup (one final)
2 FA Cup (three finals)
2 League Cup (three finals)

Now, regardless whether you're an arse, dipper or rent boy, you have to admit for the last 10 years, Manure was the best team in England, followed by Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool in that order.

But then, Google Trends says otherwise.


Google Trends shows that Man Utd are the least search key term in Google and the least appeared in Google News since mid-2003. And surprisingly, Liverpool was at the top of the table (for once). It certainly a total reverse from what the statistics above have shown. It seems like the more success a club have, the least popular the club would be.

Well, like they always say, the table, or rather the graph, never lies. The graph says everyone hates United and supports anyone but United. :(

In conclusion, Liverpool is the most supported club, followed by Chelsea, Arsenal and last but not least, the least supported club Man Utd among the Big Four. Not only is that, Liverpool also has the most news dedicated to them (all journalists support anyone but United). I *sigh* concede defeat. Congratulation to Liverpool and Moz.


Now, just stick to that title and only that title for another 18 years. XD

Glory, Glory, Man United!