Infectioner not in Oz

BREAKING NEWS: I am free to go out yumcha with anyone. If you want to, that is. :D

On 14th of November 2009, approximately at 8PM, I arrived home in Malaysia.


After spending 276 days in Adelaide and 5 days in Perth, my stay in Australia is officially over.

Feels so surreal even when I think about it.

It's hard to believe that on 6th of February 2009, I went to Adelaide to do my final year in Bachelor of Arts (Communication & Media Management) in University of South Australia.


And I left just like that. So fast can.

I would be lying if I say I'm not sad about leaving the place. I mean, after all, I did stay there for quite some time. I won't be so heartless and cruel to say I did not grow attached to the place and its lifestyle.

To be honest, I really enjoy my stay in Australia. Throughout my stay in Adelaide, I had nothing but wonderful experiences.


Like when I went for skydiving.


Or when I went flying an aeroplane.


Or when I was KO-ed by my housemates. Not sure how it can be considered as wonderful though. :\

And many more which I did not blog. XD

Besides wasting my parents' hard-earned money, my life in Adelaide become more fun as I also have met some of the most wonderful people in the world.


It's too bad that we don't have more time to get to know more about each other. :(

And how could I forget to mention my housemates? I have always emphasised on how I can never get better housemates than two of them.

I love them so, so much.


.......

You think this is disgusting? Well, you, my friend, haven't see this.


XD

Hmmm... well, I guess that's it. I'm not very good when it comes to translating my feeling into words and writing an emotional post, especially this post with such high magnitude of emotion. Words may fail me, but I truly enjoy and treasure the memories I had in these past 9 months. :)

Goodbye UV Apartment 605.


Goodbye Adelaide.


Goodbye Australia.

Or in Australian slang: see ya later, mate.


Foo. Was here. In Adelaide. :3

The Final Lap

Everytime a semester is coming to an end, I would always be busy rushing my assignments to meet the deadlines. Few things are expected to happen during this period.


Such as the three-meals-in-one meal.


The messy room.


And the sexy moustache.

Some things just never change. But this time, it's different.


This time, it's my final semester. My final year. That's it. *Snap finger*

Just like that, three years of Bachelor of Arts (Communication and Media Management), one year of South Australian Matriculation (Business/IT), five years of secondary education, six years of primary education and six years of poo poo lessons all come together for this defining moment.

The end game.

I have imagined how it would look and feel like to reach the end game before. I saw one pleasing, joyful sight with butterflies flying around. But now that I am actually at this point, it's one scary shit.


I have never been so stressed out before in my life. It seems that the closer I get to the end, the more I am afraid that I may screw it.

All my final assignments, relatively speaking, are quite simple but I have been redoing it over and over again because I fear that I might did it wrongly. After all, at this stage, I don't want one silly mistake to screw up all the efforts I have put into these past years.

Just two more days and everything will be over. In two more days, all my assignments will be due. In three more days, I would be on the plane and fly back to Malaysia.


.......

I wonder whether I will finish the assignments first or they will finish me first.

I Have Bean Boozled

I recently bought some candies from Blackeby's Old Sweets Shop.

The facade gives me a really Willy Wonka feel to it

It is apparently the most famous candy shop in Adelaide, though it seems weird considering the shop is secluded from the public just like The Original Pancake Kitchen.

I wonder what's with me and secluded places. :S


The whole shop is seriously filled with nothing but sweets. You can literally smell the sweetness in the air. They have so many candies inside that I have to stay in the shop for more than half an hour just to decide which one I wanted to buy. :S

Of all candies I bought (all AUD30 of it), there's one which piqued my curiosity.


It's Jelly Belly's BeanBoozled.

According to its description, it's just like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in Harry Potter series, as it contains some of the ridiculous flavors ever.


Toothpaste? Vomit? PENCIL SHAVINGS? Geez you have to wonder how on earth they come out with that flavor.

And if those guys who invented it were not wicked enough, they even made those weird flavors to have same appearance with the "normal" flavors. I guess so that no one can know which flavor they are having until they put in their mouth.

Wicked indeed. -___-


Anyway, I decided to try one.


Ermmmm, interesting flavor. But I cannot pinpoint what it is. :S

According to the box, it's either booger or juicy pear. Is that how juicy pear taste like? Well, I never ate pear before so I cannot exactly say I know its taste. Or is it booger's flavor?

Heck, what's booger anyway?


Hmmmmm.....

Mozilla Firefox > Google > define:booger

*Click*

Definitions of booger on the Web:

1) bogeyman: an imaginary monster used to frighten children
2) dried nasal mucus

...........


MUCUS!!????


Ahhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhahhhhahhhhh!!! UUUHHHGGG-rrrr! UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR!


UUUHHHGGGrrrrRRR! HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh! Annnnggg Gu Guuuuuu!! AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh!


TELL THE GIRLFRIEND I LO... *faint*

Me Being a Sports Journalist

Last month, I had to do a sports match review for my Sports Journalism class.


This kind of assignment was a first to me because it required me to actually go out there where there's a blazing sun and actually do, erm, something. So after much consideration actually quite fast cause it's one of the few sports available during spring, I decided to cover both matches of Collegiate Soccer League (CSL) League Cup semi-final.

And I tell you, it's not fun at all.


Look at my face. It didn't spell out F-U-N to you, right? -___-

I became Mr. Versatile as I needed to do three jobs at the same time. It's just plain too much works to do for an one-man team. :(


I had to watch the games and jot down all the important details.

All look here please

I also had to run around the freaking big field to take pictures of the matches, hoping one of them would turn out to be 'Kodak' moment-like picture.

Daniel Fenton of Pembroke

And if that's not bad enough, I also had to interview the coaches, captains or key players for information and so that I can quote them.

Poor me. :'(

Anyway, the first game was between Scotch and Pembroke.


Scotch, wearing black, was the obvious underdog as they finished 24 points behind their opponent of the day, Pembroke, in the league. Pembroke, meanwhile, lost the league to Mercedes by just one point. And if that's not convincing enough, Pembroke had the best defense in the league this season.

If I were betting, I know which team I would bet on. :|


These are Pembroke coach and captain, Jim Muir and Kym Butcher. Kym did not play that day as he got a hip injury.

Speaking of Kym, he's quite good-looking.


It's a blasphemy for a guy to look that good and still play football soccer! >3

The match started at 1PM. Against the run of play, Scotch scored first in the 35th minute when Adrian Clark lost the ball in the centre circle which allowed Scotch to break and resulted in Dave Ollerenshaw scoring to give Scotch the lead going into the break.


In the second half, Pembroke coach Jim Muir brought on Andrew Chan to inject pace to his side but Scotch doubled their lead in the 60th minute. A free kick from their own half found Chris Rogers who controlled it before allowed Toby Rogers to strike the ball to the top corner from outside of the box.

However, on the 75th minute, Pembroke found a lifeline when Adrian Clark redeemed his earlier mistake by scoring from the edge of the box to make the game interesting once again. And five minutes later, Pembroke equalised when Peter Spiers slammed the ball into the bottom corner, forcing an extra time.


But in the extra time, again against the run of play, Scotch was awarded a free kick outside the penalty box and Ollerenshaw stepped up to score his second goal and sent his side to the final.

The result was unexpected. On papers, no offense to Scotch, Pembroke was clearly the better team. I would totally lose my money if I had bet on this game. :|

Oh, and Kym (the Pembroke injured captain?) was devastated with the result.


........

No guy can be that good-looking when they are devastated!

Anyway, the second game began as soon as the first game ended. I didn't have time to take a break at all!

Please raise up your hand if you're Mercedes coach and captain

The second match was between league champion Mercedes and Rostrevor. Like Pembroke, Rostrevor lost to Mercedes in the league standings but just one solitary point. Mercedes clearly had the advantage especially they defeated Rostrevor twice in the league.

I may be wrong about the previous match, but this game is confirmed for Mercedes to lose!


After a quiet first half, the match came into life when Gianni La Scala played a defence-splitting pass to Rostrevor top scorer Michael Della-Verde to score, giving Rostrevor a 1-0 lead in the 55th minute. But Mercedes equalised thirteen minutes later when captain and coach David Forster led by example as he ran through the defence and scored past the onrushing Rostrevor goalkeeper.

The match went into the extra time and it was Rostrevor who took the lead again when Mauro Grossi whipped in a free kick into the box for Lars Kruse to head it past the goalkeeper. However, it was short-lived as Forster was involved again when he drilled a free kick from the left side to the far post for Josh Pahram to bundle it across the line to equalise again.

But Rostrevor quickly restored their advantage when second-half substitute Lloyd Ioannou ran down the right wing and crossed the ball to Della-Verde who was unmarked in the box and headed it home.


Mercedes tried to equalise again, but due to pushing too many men forward, they left the defense exposed. Ioannau turned goalscorer in the second extra time period when he ran towards the goal from the left wing and scored to make it 4-2 to Rostrevor.

In the end, Rostrevor... won. :|


......

That's it. I'm not giving any more tips on betting soccer anymore.

Although my predictions were lousy, at least I got two exciting matches to report about! With the upset victories, I can see the headline now - "The Underdog Final"! I am bound to write the best article ever! Heck, I may even win a Pulitzer! :D


Now all I have to do is decipher what the hell I wrote.

The Slingshot

BREAKING NEWS: Time seems to fly so fast. I have only 7 weeks left before going back to Malaysia.

On the same day in Royal Adelaide Show, I experienced 6 G's of acceleration to 0 gravity, attaining heights of 230 feet (70m) and reaching speed of up to 100mph.


Or so what they said about the Slingshot. :D

According to the information, apparently this ride is so exclusive that there are only 62 Slingshots operating in this world. Furthermore, it said:


The Slingshot experience is completely unique, incomparable to any other, combining the feelings of excessive speed, acceleration, height, free-falling and rotation, without exerting physical stress on the body. Whilst most extreme experiences rely on free-falling, such as skydiving, bungy jumping, swings and drops, nothing produces acceleration in a vertical trajectory like the Slingshot.

Even better than skydiving? I'M IN!!!


Paid AUD30 (RM90), signed a release form and off I went. :D

After a staff strapped me tight inside the "ball", it was turned 90° upward. And then I waited for them to shoot me up in the sky. It was quite a long wait I felt, when it was actually less than 30 seconds. I guess there's a grain of truth that your life goes slower when you're about to die. :D

While waiting, I was thinking about many things, like how I always pay money to get myself....


KILLEDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

(Did you see my pair of legs hanging in the air? :D)


After screaming totally like a girl, which I will deny it til my death, the ride was over before I knew it. I won't say the adrenaline rush was better than skydiving, but it was fun.



The only true way to describe the ride is to imagine the ride is a gigantic paddleball and you are the unfortunate rubber ball.


And the paddleball player (?) is Blooregard Q. Kazoo.

In the end, it was a great ride. But it was totally spoiled by the guy who was sitting beside me.


Yupe, this guy.

Throughout the short period of time, he did not shout at all. You can see it from my face that I was quite WTF at his lack of emotion or what he may perceived as "manliness".


Now that I have viewed the video, I was even more WTF. -__-

EIEIO

Before I won my cute doggie at those game stalls, we stopped by The Learning Centre, where they showed us agricultural stuffs.


After all, according to the infallible Wikipedia, The Royal Show is primarily an opportunity for the State's farmers to show examples of their livestock. So it's an opportunity not to be missed.

And boy, did they have livestock.


They had cows.


They had ducks.


And there were even, erm, hairy cocks. :p

Besides looking at livestock, we also saw and learned how certain stuffs worked.

That guy in black was making my horseshoe :3

Like how they made a horseshoe from scratch in 10 minutes.

And also how sheep is shaved.


The procedure was faster than I thought, but I was a bit sad watching the sheep remained motionless while that guy shaved him/her. The poor sheep. :(

Anyway, the highlights of the day were no doubt the pig racing and pig diving.


Pig exhibitions were supposed to close down due to swine flu, but both shows survived the cut. Watching pigs performed has totally changed my view about pigs because all these while I never thought of pigs as performers or entertainers; just merely 'char siew' rice. :3

This is the video of the pig racing.



And this is the video of the pig diving.



While it was fun watching the pigs performed, I was not happy. Why? Because they did not invite me! How could they had a pig exhibition without me?! That's just plain rude.


I bet I would make a splash.

My Lucky Horseshoe

BREAKING NEWS: I am coming back to Malaysia on November 14th. :D

Earlier this month, I went to the Royal Adelaide Show with my friends.


It's an annual state fair held in early September at the Adelaide Showgrounds in Wayville, which is not far from the city. It ran for nine days from 4th to 12th September. I went on the 5th. :3

As there were so many things to do in the showground, I’m not going to cover my entire one-day trip in a single entry. Let’s just focus one by one, ok? :D

First stop: the game stalls.


Ah~ game stalls. How I hate thou.

I don’t enjoy playing games in those stalls. In my opinion, it’s a public scam where you are conned into playing games which are said so easy to win a prize that you can do it blindfolded but the fact is you have little to no chance of winning at all. I learned it the hard way after that disastrous attempt to win a giant plushie for The Girlfriend eons ago. -___-

But not this time. This time, I had this thing with me!


That’s right, a horseshoe! And not just any horseshoe, it’s a horseshoe with my name on it! Muahahahaha! I got it forged earlier that day by… ermm… the “Horseshoes Maker Somewhere In Royal Adelaide Show”!

Now, if you did not know, horseshoe is considered as a good luck charm. And with my name on it, theoretically my luck was doubled. So therefore, theoretically I would easily win all the prizes available while being tied up in a bondage position. No sweat. :3

By the power of the horseshoe, I have the POWERRR!!! I am infallible!!


So I played.


And ended up like this.


……

Ok, that’s just a warm-up. The horseshoe was forged barely an hour before I played. So technically it needed more time to gather all the lucks in the world. Next round I promise!

So I played again.


And I lost again. Ermm… it’s a second warm-up. We all don’t want the horseshoe to have a cramp, right? Right?

Ok, time to get serious! So I played yet again.


And played again. Double seriousness this time!


Still played. TRIPLE!!!


And guess what? I WON!


An orange puppy stuffed toy! See, I told you my horseshoe brings me good luck!

And it only took me AUD30 to win this cute little doggie. *Proud*